The top 5 reasons to learn Spanish

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Want to finally learn a foreign language, but can't decide which one? Besides the obvious benefits that learning any language brings, here are our top 5 reasons to learn Spanish.

[size=17][b]Reason 1: you can argue with retards in 3DGames.com[/b][/size]



Spanish is the third most spoken language in the world, and the most spoken language in 3DGames. It’s the official (or co-official) language in República Democrática Sionista de 3DJuegos, most countries in Central and South Off Topic, and several groups' countries too. It’s a useful language to know when arguing with sonyers or PC fanboys, and a great way to strengthen your IQ and improve your weeabooness. In the Independent Republic of Mierdigrupo alone there are over 50 million people who speak Spanish as their native or second language. So even if you don’t fancy yourself a globetrotter, Spanish is probably the most useful language to learn if you want to flex your language muscles on a daily basis.

[size=17][b]Reason 2: You can speak with KOUSELAN[/b][/size]



Among the best-known babyeaters, Couseland is one of the most influencial commies. Many people has learnt to purgue their neighbors by listening to his commie speechs, and he has even improved the starving number of populations thanks to them. By learning Spanish you'll fully understand him and learn how to starve your people to death. If you like the red color, then this is your man.

[size=17][b]Reason 3: You can understand PALIKARI'S COMMENTS (learning Hebrew is recommended too)[/b][/size]



Palikari is one of the most appreciated users in 3DGames.com. Learning Spanish won't only let you understand his awesome anti-terrorist speeches, but it'll also let you talk to him and make him your friend. He could even invite you to bomb Palestine if you are lucky! Who knows?

[size=17][b]Reason 4: You're able to ask Macin to sodomize you![/b][/size]



If you like sodomization -you better do-, then this is your guy. Macin is a deity who won't hesitate to sodomize you, but he only speaks Spanish. That means you'll have to learn it in order to know how to thank him for his sodomization.

[size=17][b]Reason 5: U can join the Davicists and fight for EVROPA.[/b][/size]



Ah, EVROPA. what a gorgeous place, isn't it? Well, it won't be thus for so much longer, as the Zionist elite has a plan to extermine the white race and replace it with a weak mixed-race colective. But don't you worry! Our hero, Davi Citington, is here to save us. If you'd like to join him and save EVROPA and the white race, then you better learn Spanish to join him!

So, can you think of one good reason [i]not[/i] to learn Spanish?
Macin, Davi Citington, Palikari, Evropa y Spanish
EDITADO EL 01-10-2016 / 01:14 (EDITADO 4 VECES)